Great piece of in depth reporting by Blowfish News staff members Henry Farnum and Max Titus. Watch below as Farnum and Titus ask the tough questions that simply don't get picked up by the "liberal mainstream media." Produced by Jacob Pribilsky.
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The Cannon
The Cannon was created by local XC legend Cannon Angotti. Inspired by the "Hit Dem Folks," The Cannon is 4 step move that is widely recognizable. Modeled below by the inventor of the dance, Cannon Angotti.
Step 1.
Prepare body and spirit.
Step 2. The right hand crosses in front of the left forming an "X" shape with the arms.
Step 3. Next, cross the left hand in front of the right, in the same manner as the before-mentioned "X" shape with the arms
Step 4. Throw both hands in the air with authority. Your arms will create the universal hand signal for a touchdown in american football.
The Doughboy
The Doughboy is a 21st century dance move sweeping the nation. Although the Doughboy is comparable to the "Whip" or "Nae Nae" in popularity it is a move that few have mastered. Here is how it's done: (Modeled below by Jacob Pribilsky)
Step 1. Set the dough in the left hand and hold the pizza knife in the right. Prepare for the first slice.
Step 2. Move the right hand in a slicing motion towards the body. Be careful not to make contact with the left hand.
Step 3. Prepare for the second slice.
Step 4. The second slice will move from the fingertips to the wrist. The pizza should now be cut in quarters.
Step 5. Carefully fold the pizza in half and prepare for the final step.